make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.

Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'

by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014

Roadtrip Bladder

Being able to hold it for long periods of time.

"do you need to use the restroom?" "naw I have a Roadtrip Bladder."

by Daten-Shi May 12, 2015

Binge Bladder

When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.

James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"

by iCoerce September 17, 2016

Bladder-dragging

A full bladder or having to pee badly.

“Gotta pee so bad, I’m bladder-dragging.”
“Where’s Kim?” “She’s out back bladder-dragging.”
“Bro hurry up, I’m bladder-dragging”

by Kirata July 18, 2019

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

Bladder

The thing that holds you pee.

Ally: man I have a small bladder I like gotta go pee alot! Nora: oof I have a huge bladder I go like once a.day

by Bellaire September 19, 2020