bladder rush

when at a random time you randomly had a gush of liquid run down to your bladder where you need to go to the bathroom really bad

lil ugly dude: i was randomly walking in the hallway in school eating ice and i randomly had a bladder rush and needed to use the bathroom really bad or i would pee on myself!

by silly_frenchfry March 28, 2024

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

Bladder Cancer

the cancer of the bladder which is from the mutation of cells. Carcinoma, AKA transitional cell carcinoma, is the most common form of bladder cancer and starts in the cells in the bladder wall’s layer. this results in many deaths and has recently been diagnosed to a close friend of mine. get well soon Rozza

man "Rozza has Bladder Cancer!"

by Sammy Falz June 8, 2017

bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.

Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"

by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

passionate bladder

Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.

“You know I can’t pee with you in here with me, I have a passionate bladder!”

by A3siam February 7, 2023

Bladder-dragging

A full bladder or having to pee badly.

“Gotta pee so bad, I’m bladder-dragging.”
“Where’s Kim?” “She’s out back bladder-dragging.”
“Bro hurry up, I’m bladder-dragging”

by Kirata July 18, 2019