Magical Lady Bits

A pussy so unbelievably fantastic that it defies all reason and logic. There are very few like it. A woman’s hotness plays no role in its power.

She had magical lady bits, which literally sucked the cum out of me in 10 seconds.

by JayStiel July 6, 2018

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

old bitty

Crazy or lame elderly woman who is out of touch with the world yet thinks she knows something relevant and feels compelled to share it.

You see that chic-Methuselah, TLETSBDI...D? She's a condescending old bitty.

by HB Prince October 11, 2008

chuffed to bits

to be really pleased

I am really chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk.

by fenotter October 11, 2011

Dangly Bits

The male genitals.

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.

by Dean September 18, 2003

two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits."

by octopod November 23, 2003

betsy

a name, usually old fashioned, for a unique person, usually good at a specific thing, but not limited to flag sewing. the girl named betsy is offended by jokes about her name and cows, betsy wetsy, and especially rusted cars. Every girl named betsy is also really really hott...

person one: you see betsy the other day?

person two: yeah... man i'm so lucky

person one: yeah, you sure are

by figtreesandapplesauce April 23, 2006