bird

John fell asleep on my couch, so I whipped my bird out and rubbed it all over his face before I woke him up.

bird by dcs5 August 1, 2005

bird by European October 29, 2003

slang for girlfriend. Used in ireland a lot.

"Mark.. Is that your bird? She's quite nice" ;)

bird by Cully April 1, 2003

a fine lady that gets a dude hard straight away

dude, check that bird, where the fucks the toilet

bird by God#28 April 12, 2004

a female whose a hoe, slut, cunt, bitch... etc

Same general meaning as the term bitch meaning a woman who is a stupid whore

bird by Robert Nash February 8, 2005

a spoiled woman that preoccupies herself with schemes to screw over men out of spite.

Lebron: I'm going to hire my own agents!
Spokesman: Just watch out for those lame ass bitches!!
Lebron: I don't fuck with birds.

bird by irish23 June 16, 2009