bingle

A car crash. Used in eastern-states Australia.

"Heard you got into a bit of a bingle the other day."
"Yes, I did. Luckily, only three of her kids died."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

Bingleweed

A word used in an akward conversation to alert someone to change the subject.

Person 1: ... and that's how I became a transvestite.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Bingleweed...
Person 1: So... changing the subject...

by Joobaloop April 3, 2011

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

Bingle-sess

When you're pissed off about how a friend/foe got laid and you didn't. Or anything else sexual like that.

Guy 1: " Ya man I totally got a blowjob last night!"

Guy 2: " I am feeling the bingle-sess..."

by Jackoff matt December 19, 2009

brinkley

Is a very intelligent woman. who may have a bitchy mood swing from time to time. who is also good at pleasuring her men,and is a sex junkie. but brinkley is one hot number....so keep your boyfriends away from her.

oh my god did you see that girl, she was such a brinkley!!!!!!

by ppppphhhhhhhhssttttttttttttttt October 8, 2008

Bickleton

1) A tiny city in Washington that almost everyone has never heard of before. Home to about 100 people.

2) A place where some of the most religious people in the country live.

1) "I graduated high school as valedictorian."
"Wow, you must be like, really smart then."
"There were only 5 people including him in his graduating class."
"Oh, I see." *walks away*

2) "I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. He comes and visits me every day."
"Uh huh..."
"I have to go home now."
"Where do you live?"
"Bickleton."
"Why am I not surprised?"

by live.laugh.love <3 July 25, 2009

bickley

Fucking great bloke mate

Dickhead 1 -'Oh look it's bickley!'

Dickhead 2 -'What a guy'

by Mentaldickhead April 4, 2017