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angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"
Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.
by cramtoes September 9, 2010
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Blindness

You can't see this
Your not blind if you can read this which means you have blindness
by Tdrago June 2, 2018
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beignets

Used to refer to someones 'butt'. A cousin of biscuits & buns. They are higly addictive.
I can't wait to get my hands on your beignets.

Can have a bite of your beignets?
by kind bud July 21, 2005
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blingLESS

to show no sign(s) of wealth or bling openly but rather possess it in more understated and/or substantial form(s)
Dressed in shorts and sandals, only a keen eye would have noticed the understated $50,000 rolex on his wrist. No one would have known that he owned the Bentley parked outside and the bar we were in. He truly was blingLESS.
by blingLESS October 11, 2008
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Snow Blindness

When a nonwhite person gets so distracted by attraction to white people they don't even realize the person in question is not, in fact, attractive.
Krystal has snow blindness. That white guy wasn't even cute
by LibitS April 11, 2017
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blingness

Something that is very cool or very bling.
Hey esse that is the blingness
by GangstaK August 15, 2008
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Bingoness

When you have that euphoric moment in a form of surprise. As in when you're playing Bingo and shout house.
When you discover something you wanted has gone your way. Perhaps you've got a date with a lady/gentleman. You shout Bingoness in delight.
by Big Chocolate Button October 11, 2010
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