Beethoven

The German composer who lived from 1770-1827. He had a very strict father who slapped him every time he played a wrong note. Eventually became the world's greatest composer. Later on in life, he became deaf and had an explosive temper, so he couldn't find a wife. And lived in isolation.

Wow that guy is such a Beethoven! So anti social.

by sunnynoodlerice October 24, 2018

beetroot_salad

A person who is abused by their subordinates for a multitude of reasons.

Hey guys, let’s stop bullying Jason. We’re treating him like a beetroot_salad.

by not_grass January 7, 2019

Beetis Bowl

When all the sugar sinks down in the last bowl of cereal

Oh shit my parents need to get a new bag of cereal, we're down to the Beetis Bowl

by 56t34tyherohrfs7 May 28, 2021

beetlepimpsidepiece

angry british girl from tiktok who cries over drarry and that flightless bird larry fanfics. obsessed with a debt of time and carries dhr tiktok

me: i need some new hp fanfic recommendations

mel: check beetlepimpsidepiece’s tiktok she’s got you covered

by remus + lupin August 17, 2021

Love Beets

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.

Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Hercules Beetle

An absolutely ALL POWERFUL beetle that has crab like pincers has a head.

It's said that Hercules Beetle the Inkt Bug came down from heaven to bless this
race of beetle with coolness beyond comprehension.

Dude the hercules beetles are fighting holy shit dude.

by Hercules Beetle#9123 February 23, 2021

mo'fo' beetleroach

An evil insect infiltrator of the most digusting variety. Known to crave the dregs of stale beer, it will lay its eggs in your mouth when you sleep. Thus, if it flys at your face, you know it's feeling frisky.

1."Dude, you need to brush your teeth. It looks like someone laid a mo'fo beetleroach in your throat."

2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."

by beetleroach April 5, 2010