toyota in bed

since toyota we're known for not having breaks meaning they couldn't stop. toyota in bed basically means a girl who loves to have sex and doesn't want to stop. usually TOO aroused to stop.

"ahh dayumm look at the girl"

" dayumm she deff looks like she would be a toyota in bed"

by cashcashcash June 24, 2010

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

go home, go bed

To be so done with something, that it brings you to the point of going home, and going to bed.

First used by I AM WILDCAT in "HAPPY BURGER! (Citizen Burger Disorder / Burger Simulator Funny Moments)" by VanossGaming.

I knew you were cheating! Screw this! I'm gonna go home, go bed!

by Brutemold31 January 1, 2017

bed hog

The bed hog takes over the entire bed, either shoving you up against the wall so you can't even breathe, or pushing you off the side,If they don't hog the bed, they hog the blankets, rolling up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanketless and shivering.

"GOSH,move over,you bed hog"

by 1234568789 October 31, 2007

Hit the bed

What ESL (English as a second language) students say when they mix up the expressions "hit the hay" / "hit the sack" with "go to bed".

ESL student: I want to hit the bed now.

Native English speaker: Why? Are you unhappy or something? And why the bed?

by amhl December 26, 2011

freak in bed

When you have a ton of sex toys like more than two or three you like handcuffs whips and chains and tons of different places and positions and a tongue can go anywhere

I need my partner to be a freak in bed to make me happy

by BNB30 May 19, 2018

bed shitter

A person that is somewhat of a complete failure, does not do tasks well, might as well be a 4 year old child

John, my roommate, is such a bed shitter, he cried after I complained to him about taking 3 hours to do the dishes which were still not clean.

Tracy officially shit the bed, she crashed her moms car while drinking and driving, what a bed shitter

by James the James August 19, 2006