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Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.
Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!
by Wrmichael October 8, 2008
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beating

A reference for sexual intercourse when the word Fuck can't be used due to your setting or being inappropriate.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night. I was beating hole.
by blunt but funny January 1, 2016
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bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."
I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.
by E Style November 20, 2006
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coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
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Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.
"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."
by yungmunch February 12, 2010
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Belming

The art of belming is to protrude your lower lip outwards by inserting your tongue between your lower teeth and lip and extending your tongue forwards so.

The clear implication of belming at someone is that either;

- You don't really believe a word they are saying.
- You think they're a MONG and not really worthy of proper conduct.

The act of belming can be enhanced in either of two ways, preferably both;

- Stroking the extended chin at the same time. The longer the strokes, the more you're infering that lies are being told.

- Saying the world 'belm' at the same time. Quite a difficult word to say clearly when your tongue is sticking your lower lip out, but effective all the same.
If a friend was to state "Yes, that Saturday evening really was fun. I had both Kate Moss and Linda Evangelista fighting to take me home" you would be quite within your rights to say "Oh, really..." while belming all the while.
by James J. Foley February 20, 2009
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Beating the meat

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'
by Crocombe June 4, 2004
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