The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
Get the Bearded Wazzy mug.A. To make love or to have consensual sex with a women till they die from sexual pleasure. Not Rape. (note: no actual death is needed to occur but should be the objective)
B. To perform at anything until near perfection is achieved in said act.
B. To perform at anything until near perfection is achieved in said act.
A. Rebecca "Wow did you you hear about Allison?", Susan "No what happened?"
Rebecca "She got Beaued by Bryan last night, her parents are so upset"
B. That's a really good painting, it looks like you really Beaued this one.
Rebecca "She got Beaued by Bryan last night, her parents are so upset"
B. That's a really good painting, it looks like you really Beaued this one.
by BigREDgrin April 7, 2011
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something or someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.
"Man those guys are some real geniuses."
"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."
"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."
"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."
"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."
by dmayes123 June 4, 2011
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Get the Bearded Pope mug.Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 27, 2012
Get the Bearded Nelson mug.When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.
by bkmon3y April 30, 2014
Get the Bearded Stranger mug.While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.
She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.
by mimiknows April 27, 2015
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