klint bating

The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.

Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?

Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.

by Chancellor Girt Beefrobe December 16, 2008

'bate crate

a box/crate/other container full of pornography.

from "My Best Friends Girl"/2008

friend 1: dude, im giving my 'bate crate to you
friends 2: woah you have a massive masturbation problem!

by Freddyvk123 February 28, 2009

nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).

nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky

by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007

Da Bate

A female with Tittys, Ass, and a Cute face.

"do you know shantel?"

"yeah, why?"

"son, she got da bate."

by deeplilchickity August 21, 2009

bated breath

Become shocked, in aw, or anxious.

Im waiting with bated breath for your answer.

by Kay dub-ya oh kay May 8, 2007

bohm bating

jerking off in bed with someone

at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating

by tysonkia bohmer April 27, 2011

Shark Bate

Take a virgin out to sea, pop her cherry, then through her overboard.

First claimed by a dude named Marty

Dude, while we were sailing I turned her into Shark Bate.

by DBsjXC January 9, 2009