bastardology

The study of all types of bastards and their devious qualities (rat bastards, useless bastards, cheap bastards, etc.).

I like to study bastardology to prepare myself for all of my potential encounters with bastards.

by dontwannatellyous May 3, 2010

Bakar

Understanding, non-judgemental, self-less, and complex individual. He thrives off experience, he might come off as rude and impolite but when you get to know him he is can be kind and Likes to share with others and always puts in a smile.

He was t talking to us he’s a bakar.

by Heyhey14 July 31, 2019

fenian bastard

A derogatory slur usually used to insult Catholics, Irish people or Celtic FC supporters, or some combination of all three, mostly heard in the UK. Ajax Amsterdam supporters also made a banner featuring this term, which resulted in a heavy fine against the club. It is a loose reference to a historical pro-Irish Independance movement notorious for its use of violence.

"Oy, that Fenian Bastard with the Celtic jersey just called me a wanker!"

by Bumboclot November 12, 2013

Jew Bastard

Someone who is a very manipulative, stingy, penny-pinching, self-righteous snob. Snobby is optional, yet adds to the Jew factor. This term does not mean the person is an actual bastard of a Jewish parent. When the term "Jew" doesn't fit, adding "Bastard" is equivalent to underling the word "Jew".

Jew Bastard also represents an actual Jew that thinks their religion is superior to others, either speaking openly or doing so through actions.

Jew Bastard is the ultimate rape word for someone who is cheap, or will do anything to not throw a coin at anything. Cutting costs by cheating and lying. The term Jew and the act of being stingy is by no means an accident.

Alex stole utensils from Denny's to use in his home, and then continued to berate the waitress for no reason, and failed to leave a tip. In essence Alex is the biggest Jew Bastard to walk the earth on two feet.

by Ethics Warrior August 14, 2008

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003

Bastardish

To be quite bastard like

Did you see that guy, what a bastardish person

by Ryan Cimmerer February 14, 2008

bastards berries

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.

She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.

by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020