Baseball

A garbage sport in which players stand around or jog instead of being athletic

Baseball players like to make fun of other sports to compensate for the un athletic nature of their sport.

by Am Very Smart May 15, 2019

Baseball

Guys making out. In short, the great American pass-time.

Why do girls love watching baseball so much?

by pelly jay October 2, 2011

Baseball

a game for faggots that can't play other sports so they play baseball because it doesn't require any athleticism.

Jayden: I'm off to baseball practice
Solomon: You play baseball? Faggot
Jayden: What do you mean? Baseballs the best sport ever
Solomon: You know what shut the fuck up and get out of my sight you bat swinging cunt

by Im.Not.Gay May 30, 2019

Baseball

A sport designed to entertain the less mentally able persons

Every noticed that only old fat rednecks play baseball? Other real sports only the youngs play it.

by Yak Fu May 22, 2005

Baseball

An activity, not sport, in which rednecks (normally inbreds) use a wooden bat to hit a ball and run around in a square, stopping in 30 yard intervals because they are not physically capable of running farther than 30 yards without having cardiac arrest.

Jim plays baseball because he doesnt have the mental capacity to play any other sport.

by Mister_Fister82 May 15, 2016

Baseball

Rip-off cricket, the sport that tries so hard to be as good as cricket

"Baseball is just cricket for american's"

by e_crix04 June 2, 2020

Baseball

a sport for soft kids where you hit a round ball called the baseball with a bat

Todd is so soft.

Thats why he plays baseball

by ShawnTight January 21, 2009