scag baron

A scag (heroin) dealer, usu. with substantial power and resources.

We're goin' to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. Why? Because we've known him for years but he ripped us off. And you know what that means...Savage Henry has cashed his check.

by DoctorofJournalism October 28, 2008

Bartoni

1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.

2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.

by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008

Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

Baritone Guns

A unique example of guns. Baritone guns are acquired through the playing the marching baritone.

There are different stages to the development of them: High school, Advanced High School/College, Advanced College/Low DCI, and finally DCI.

For example, the advanced High School/College usually look similar to someone who between medium guns and small guns.

Depending on the person's hand orientation, on guns will usually develop a little larger than the other.

Dude, the trumpets never hold there horns up correctly. They need some baritone guns.

by orangerickymartin October 28, 2008

ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.

A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips

by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011

Bartender’s Pie

When someone gets drunk and goes down on a smelly pussy, the smell is so bad they projectile vomit into the vagina. The woman than farts out the vomit back onto them.

It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartender’s Pie straight from Erin’s savory thunder thighs, nice!

by SploogeBobSquarePants October 3, 2019

the barone tuck

When you have extreme BSTL(balls stuck to leg), and u physically remove the package from its upwright position. To perform this maneuver, you must make ur legs into a 45 degree angle. Then dip ur knees causing for seperation of the co-hedrant package.

Woman: what the heck was that?
Man: i had some sweaty package, so i pulled The Barone Tuck.

by Chris and Lyle August 4, 2006