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Granola Baring

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."
by lolpinapples69 August 17, 2011
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Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench

noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.
"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".
by Billy Cruddup September 6, 2008
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Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart
*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders
by T.I.M October 17, 2008
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Barfing Penis

it takes action during sexual intercourse. When a woman deep throats a man so hard that she barfs on the males penis. The Barf runs into the penis hole and when he ejaculates cum, the bits of barf are returned back into her mouth, face, or body.
yo i heard your moms new nickname was the Barfing Penis... think you could hook me up?
by A big WAng December 15, 2008
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South Barrington

Out of all the Barringtons, this is the most "new money" of them all. It also has the most wealthy Asians in Cook County and possibly the whole Chicago area. It seems like all the rich Asians from Schaumburg and Hoffman Estates are moving to South Barrington to get away from the Asians and Hispanics who are ONLY "upper-middle class".
Dude, have you been to South Barrington? It is so rich and unaffected by the recession that they might as well call it South Asia.
by northwestallday November 24, 2010
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barking spiders

fanny burps (syn. - farts)
by Dimitri September 18, 2003
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barking starfish

I had a curry last night that is causing havoc with the barking starfish
by Andrew Wilkins May 13, 2006
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