Westboro Baptist Church

A church in Topeka, Kansas. Their basic philosophy is that god hates everyone but them for supporting the homosexual community. They "rejoice" in anything and everything bad that happens, because they believe that it is the "Wrath of God" condemning people for supporting the LGBTQ community. They picket soldier funerals, other churches, gay pride parades, concerts that support anything they're against (everything but themselves), and many other things. They hold signs saying "god hates fags", "god hates America", "thank god for std's", "fag troops", "thank god for dead soldiers", etc. Most of the members (about 70) are family. They are hated by most of America and even their own state. Their pastor, Fred Phelps, abandoned and kicked out one of his own daughters for growing up and realizing she disagreed with the church. Strangely enough, Fred Phelps was denounced and rejected by Westboro Baptist Church before his recent passing. No comment has been made as to why.

Westboro Baptist Church is very angry and hateful

by music lover44 July 28, 2014

Westboro Baptist Church

A building full of lowlife hypocrites that fill their time by celebrating people's deaths because they believe that they are the only ones who understand the Bible. They think that the 9-11 disaster was the result of too many gay people. How stupid could you get? The amount of hypocrisy and ignorance they display in a day is too much for one person to take in a whole year!

Westboro Baptist Church stole some of my faith in humanity today.

by ledzeppelin1 August 20, 2014

Southern Baptist

Yet another one of those groups like soccer moms and Mormons who would rather have everyone else around them feel as pathetic as themselves.

Some of their known atrocities include burning books, promoting an "abstinence-only" approach to sex ed, and eroding women's lives (not only on the right to choose, but to the sickening degree of "a woman's place is in the home" that wasn't present in the time of Leave It to Beaver.)

As with any possible religious fundy, not all Southern Baptists follow these retrovisionist beliefs. Take with a full shaker of salt.

First the Jehova's Witnesses last Monday, now the Southern Baptists? Jenny, get my gun.

by Dee A. Theis August 28, 2003

baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.

actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...

by truth of avarice October 9, 2008

Baptiste

Connard

Putain, quel connard ce Baptiste!

by Everyhandleisfuckingtaken January 3, 2021

river oaks baptist boys

They are short, mean, average looking boys who think they are so cool and all they do is chase the Kinkaid girls. They have bad BS and have no game. Can’t play sports either.

robs girl 1: the river oaks baptist boys are so mean and annoying

Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate

by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019

Landover Baptist

A fictional religion based on false hope and lies. Takes advantage of the unknowing and relies on bashing all other religions in the effort to promote the agenda of making money and building its cult.

"Followers" of this religion get high on bashing, are hypocrites and hide their hatred towards others with fake "God Bless" notes.

Do not believe their lies, do not donate, do not follow.

I saw the Landover Baptist member spitting on a Jew and suck the finger of Chris Harper, all on the same street corner.

by M_M_L_J April 16, 2010