The act of banking on not having school because of a snowy forecast. At the very least this will usually consist of doing absolutely no work for the next day. Other options include: staying up later than usual, playing in the victory snow, staying at someone else's house, drinking, and other various activities. This glorious activity can be carried out by both students and teachers. The less snow called for, the more exciting the snow banking is.
Disclaimer: Snow banking can only truly occur if the snow banker has no knowledge of an actual snow day yet
Disclaimer: Snow banking can only truly occur if the snow banker has no knowledge of an actual snow day yet
Derek: How is that paper coming along that's due tomorrow?
Cam: I'm not working on it, I'm over at Conor's
Derek: How will you get it done before tomorrow then?
Cam: It doesn't matter. They're calling for a half inch of snow overnight. I'm snow banking. Hard.
Cam: I'm not working on it, I'm over at Conor's
Derek: How will you get it done before tomorrow then?
Cam: It doesn't matter. They're calling for a half inch of snow overnight. I'm snow banking. Hard.
by christmas ham February 20, 2011

Person 1: Hey bro, guess what, im working for my loaded grandpa this summer.
Person 2: Cool! How much are u gonna make?
Person 1: He's paying me 10,000 dollars.
Person 2: Wow, you're seriously getting bank.
Person 2: Cool! How much are u gonna make?
Person 1: He's paying me 10,000 dollars.
Person 2: Wow, you're seriously getting bank.
by Diebo July 11, 2011

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money
Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!
by Paul February 5, 2004

A really fucking sexy black pornstar. She's hot as fuck. Amazing ass and titties. plus shes cool as fuck which is rare. I wish I could fuck her but my cock is the shaped like an egg.
she has beautiful tattooed on one ass cheek and blessed tattooed on the other. which is true.
she has beautiful tattooed on one ass cheek and blessed tattooed on the other. which is true.
dude 1: i jerked off to Sarah Banks for 5 hours last night on adderall
dude 2: you know your never gonna fuck her right, your cock is shaped like an egg.
dude 1: god fucking damn it
dude 2: you know your never gonna fuck her right, your cock is shaped like an egg.
dude 1: god fucking damn it
by swerty gert February 9, 2019

I got bad bank-xiety when I applied for a bank account and ended up with a home loan, three credit cards, pet insurance and a snow globe.
by Billy Bankxious March 12, 2019

by Bpflow.__ June 1, 2018

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".
by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007
