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banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)
Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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Meal Banger

Delores got home from work early and was looking forward to heating up the leftover spaghetti from the previous night... She walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Baxter, having sex with the leftover pasta... She shouted "you meal banger!" and proceeded to insert a piece of garlic bread in her vagina.
by G.T. Collins August 27, 2009
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banger alert

When a dope ass song comes on you shout this out
When someone turns on that new hit by 21 Savage
"BANGER ALERT!"
by Fuckme456 February 9, 2019
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Banger Friendly

adjective

When a house (or similar) has all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics for a party.
"Will's house is hella banger friendly; he has a a jacuzzi, pool, and deck overlooking the city"
by OstriMonk May 20, 2017
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Crank Banger

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.
Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.
by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012
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absolute banger

A song that's so good, you always crank the volume up. Something all your friends listen to.
Brad: "Hey Matt, want to listen to this song?"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
by JakeBallz7 November 3, 2021
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Apple Banger

My life changed after the Apple Bangers came to my door
by Apple banger #1 February 20, 2019
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