Baboon Tits

A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.

Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

bagoong

Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.

Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Bamboon

dirrived from Baboon by the infamous Archie Bunker

What the hell have I got here? - A tree with two bamboons swingin' out of it?

by Winnie The Shit November 8, 2003

Blue Water Baboon Farm

a toilet bowl with a fresh package of that stuff that turns the water blue.. combined with poop.

someone forgot to flush, now there's a smelly blue water baboon farm in the bathroom.

by Noelisgeh March 30, 2009

baboonga

when you slap someones ass so hard during sex it turns bright red

did you see that baboonga i left on that bitches ass?

by HellaCool July 22, 2006

Baboon

A baboon is a rare type of a retarded student.

Ex: The Albino Rhenzo Esquivel baboon

by WILDCATS A FUC BOI May 11, 2018

bafoonigan

Its olivia

Olivia you are the definition of a bafoonigan

by Marz wilk June 11, 2018