Blake Bauer is a term used to define a sexy male ginger (red head). Blake Bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard shell). Blake Bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. In conclusion, Blake Bauer are sexy as fuck gingers who enjoy a good class of water every now and then! :)
Blake Bauer is one sexy as hell red head that sure can eat tacos.
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
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Much like a power hour. Whilst watching 24, drink shots of beer whenever the show is playing, and smoke weed during commericials. Completion of a bauer hour does not make you Jack Bauer, and anyone claiming that they are him, or have become him, must be rideculed for being a feltcher.
Guy 1: Dude I just did a fucking bauer hour. I'm fucking Jack Bauer.
Guy 2: No your fucking not. Jack Bauer would kill you for saying so. Eat shit and die you fucking feltcher.
Guy 2: No your fucking not. Jack Bauer would kill you for saying so. Eat shit and die you fucking feltcher.
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