Birmingham

A place full of assholes except for Koz

I don’t want to go to Birmingham

by KillykayMO January 18, 2022

Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight

"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"

by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018

birmingham

Birmingham is a gloomy shithole fuck birmingham it’s britain’s punching bag for a reason cuz maia grace price lives there and i hate her

happy fuck birmingham day charlie!!

by Chazzamate December 15, 2023

Birmingham Iowa

Birmingham is a small town in the southeast part of iowa. It has like 500 people in it. Everyone knows everyone.

"I'm going to Birmingham Iowa"
"Why? There's nothing to do there!"

by scoobydoooooo November 26, 2011

Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight

"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"

by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025

Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025