Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

by jk_all_the_way October 4, 2010

yeah well my penis is bigger

What you say when someone else wins.

(Large penis optional)

Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

by hai_bai August 17, 2011

Tomtoms bigger than a buss stop

A term for huge tits.

She's got tomtoms bigger than a buss stop.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011

its bigger than black and white

a word used by lil baby Which stands for "a unified fight against racism"

"blm!!"

"ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE"

by zokoyxz June 29, 2023

my boobs are bigger than yours

A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.

My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

that's cause jesus christ is my

my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my

by Uh oh... STINKY! May 22, 2019