Astro Time

Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.

After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?

E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.

This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.

(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro

"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
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Sir Astro

A person who is the most alpha in Chromosome Factory
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She didn't pay her taxes and now they've confiscated all of her shoes and repo-ed her implants....it was Astro-Dramastical.
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Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.
Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.
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Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.
Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.
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astro boofing

The act of self administering one’s drug of choice by covering it in Astro gel, working it into a paste and then inserting anally
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Astro-Ducky

A grouping duo lil mama jamma between to epic friends. Epicack. Epicok. Episode. and more. Come see us when we play in Utica. Just search yourself. feel whats in there, and out there. It's infinite. The duck prevails. Come see thrills, chills, spills, screams, criez, laughs, historical fiction, historical truthies. Aliens. All of these things

From Crusha with love,
Burtus and Wadley
Dude Elon Rusk wishes he could have this bone proof 100 proof bone. Thats beef.

No, thats Astro-Ducky.
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