asscrackious maximus

being the biggest asscrack ever seen

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"

by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010

assraped

1. To be royally hooped, whoomped, and embarassed.

2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.

3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.

1. Wow, you got assraped when the professer asked you that trick question!!!

2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"

3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!

That girl sure assraped your ego!

You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!

by RockBottom May 16, 2006

assrapeagrapealapearape

booty will get a penis in the process of this.

when ace_687 does the assrapeagrapealapearape he becomes even awesomer

by ace687 January 29, 2009

Asscrack

A person who just gets on your last d*mn nerves. For example they run like naruto or is just stupid. Overall they some dumb n**gas but can be smart

(B**ch you thought)

(sometimes)

Shaniqua: Omg it’s the flash...
Josh: no it’s a mouse...
Everyone: *ITS ASSCRACK*

by Shaniqua whore July 14, 2018

teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass

"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"

by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014

asscrack

derogatory term used to refer to AC Asian Crips; a gang found in San Diego

Fuck asscrack, they can't fight fo shit and every gang in SD got beef with them.

by "S" moke "T" hat "D" rink November 29, 2007

Ass Crap Machine

The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.

You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!

by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg May 13, 2005