apple

You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is

Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*

by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017

apple

A word that Urban Dictionary doesn't attack you for searching up, unlike pineapple

seriously, fix that shit! I like pineapples, not just apples!

by Pokecrosser101 August 14, 2017

Apple

(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy

1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018

Apple

Someone who is ratard. A person so idiotic no words can describe them. They are usually the annoying friend at school or your sibling. They are just like an apple. Round,red and is nothing compared to an orange like yourself. They are stupid. They are mentally unstable to handle your greatness. They came fresh out of juvie. They are an apple. Destruction 1000. One of the worst and baddest ways to roast someone nothing else compares.

Did u just try to roast me? You are an apple.

by I want him to be mine November 20, 2018

APPLE

A FRUIT NOT A VEGETABLE

ME: HEY GUY IS AN APPLE A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE

GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE

ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*

by Hey I’m an apple a fruit March 15, 2019

Apple

A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!

Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!

by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019

APPLE

THIS APPLE IS SO JUICY YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME LIKE IT SQURITS OUT LIKE PEE.

ALEX WAS DRINKING (APPLE) JUICE AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS PEE

by Avocado And Caitie July 22, 2019