Android

The WORST fucking phone ever. Just a big copy of Apple.

Person 1: I got an android phone yesterday.
Person 2: Androids suck. They’re slow and never last more then a year.

by IReplyToYou November 30, 2019

Android

An elitist ideology in which everybody thinks they are superior to the entire human race for being a single decision different from other people who used phones. Much like the N*zis, they torture everyone who believes in a certain other ideology (iOS.) Mostly selfish people who attack you for the slightest opinion that supports Apple devices, comment pro-Android things on anything about money, and call emojis cringe just because they’re too bad on those devices to use them. The remaining 10% are actual decent human beings who don’t avoid acting normal and respect iPhone users, because they’re humans too and not some subhuman thing who jumped out of a lake and started yelling out some gibberish. When you want to bomb the Apple HQ in Cupertino, go on. Only the national security system will prevent you. But if you say “iOS is alright” in a comment section, get ready for 170+ replies that say the same thing - “no lol f you galaxy s10 for life lolololol.”

EmKay/Damien: iPhone for life
Elitist: n00oo000 android better lololol ur stupid

Elitist: tim cook should end up in a car accident and become a quadraplegic because iphones are such big shitbags
Apple users: okay, i’ll still keep my iphone x
Other elitists: WOOOOOOOO!!!!! CONGRATS DUDE YOU’RE THE BEST!!!
Other elitists: lol fucc u apple user android better lolol noob

by Unnamed Guy 448 October 9, 2019

Android

A poor man's iphone.

Today I will be switching over to iPhone for a variety of reasons. Mainly the fact that android while it may offer more customization, the need to customize an android is usually needed to remove bloatware apps, install visual voice mail and spam protection, and otherwise bring an android to the same level of privacy and simplicity as iOS.

by Chasuhfoie October 16, 2022

Android Discord

The Android Discord is a Discord server for the poor people who use Android.
This server consists of "droiders" (known as android users), sane iPhone users, people who try to be funny, pissbaby moderators, and PandaBear.

discord.gg/android

You're in the Android Discord server? I'm breaking up with you.

by noneofyogoddamnbusiness December 22, 2020

Android

An operating system that is used by an egotistic working class that doesn't have enough money for an iPhone.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you get the new iPhone 7 yet
Guy 2: No it's so expensive, I got the new Samsung Note 7 running Android.
Guy 1: Don't those explode in your hand?

by A.S.R.Y.E March 7, 2018

Androidsy

Going crazy with Android-related goals and objectives.
Derived from the Reid Brown word, "Reidsy".

I went all androidsy on my phone last night.

by FOURTYFOURONE January 16, 2011

Androidifying

To make a product run on the Android platform

I just androidified my nook
I'm androidifying my nook

by chryslp October 26, 2012