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I'll call Anderson

A sarcastic phrase much like "big deal", when someone announces something mundane and unimportant as if it were important, and the speaker wants to ridicule that with irony. The implication is that what he/she has said is so profound that the speaker will run to the phone to tell CNN anchor, Anderson Cooper, so that the news can be broadcast nationally. Also similar to TMI. A sarcastic and backwards way of saying that nobody cares to hear it.
A: I think I'm gonna go take a dump
B: I'll call Anderson
by Crazy Coyote April 30, 2020
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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.
by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018
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Anderbody

A run-together form of "and her body". Generally used immediately after butterface as a polite, face-saving and somewhat humorous way to say that a woman is not good looking, nor blessed with an aesthetically pleasing body.

It could conceivably be used to describe a similarly unattractive gentleman, thought to my knowledge, it has never been used in this fashion.
Spencer: Did you see that girl knut hooked up with last night?
Cosmo: Yeah, a real Butterface Anderbody.
Spencer: Good personality, though.
Cosmo: Oh, of course...
by Cosmo April 18, 2006
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Blaine Anderson

A super hot and charming character on the popular TV show "Glee". He is an "out-and-proud" gay student at Dalton Academy and is in their glee group (the Warblers). He was introduced in the episode "Never Been Kissed" and, though he is currently just a mentor and good friend to Kurt, there's so much implication that he's going to be Kurt's boyfriend, it's not even funny.
Because Blaine Anderson sang with Kurt Hummel in a duet singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside", many fans are getting extremely impatient and just want them to kiss already.
by Phoenix Nykvist January 10, 2011
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Anderson, IN

A.k.a Meth Valley, Indiana. Land of the fiend, Home of the stain.
If you ever visit Anderson, IN, you may leave on a drug run!
by YTSupplyCo August 1, 2018
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The Morten Anderson

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"
I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.
by Paulie J. October 1, 2006
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Ander

Ander is a drinking game developed first in the Rochester, New York area. To participate in this game one needs the following three things:

1.) A bottle of liquor, preferably something strong.
2.) A deck of cards
3.) 2 or more human beings

Deviations from the general rules have been reported, but the original scheme is as follows:

1.) A dealer with 52 cards (dealer also participates)
2.) Individual calls out a card
3.) Rotate

a. If the card revealed is the same as the card called out, the individual must take a shot of liquor.

b. If the card is not the same, move to the next person.
"Dude, I got so fucked up playing Ander last night".
by sherryAC December 8, 2010
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