Asinum Lingent Theorem

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.

Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?

by Flipper-KS June 26, 2016

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

Ashing

A tendency of Gaining or losing weight quickly in a short period of time

Dude, I can see a bit of downward Ashing today on my weigh in.

by Office Tart March 20, 2023

Ashinato

Ashinato, the name has a very special meaning. The meaning of said name is, when the moon meets the soul. Ashinato is a womans name, a woman who possess this name, Ashinato, gives her a dignified yet friendly nature with practical and stable qualities. Generally, she is not a temperamental person. She endeavours to handle problems through analysis and negotiation rather than through confrontation.

Ashinato is a dignified woman.

by ott.ashi September 12, 2023

Lauren Alsina

She's the type of girl every guy wishes for. but only one guy can have, the only one meat for her is Cole Popper, Lauren Alsina's are typically extremely beautiful, and charming. Often their boyfriends call them "angels." A wild Lauren Alsina can be found on route 112 of the Hoenn region.

Hey who do you think the perfect match for Lauren Alsina is?
- Cole Popper

by LoverBoyXOXO February 1, 2014

ram assing

Ram Assing - Driving fast trying to get to your destination, only to be blocked by slow drivers. Speeding up, getting on their ass, and swerving into the other lane to pass them. Usually makes riders very nervous.

"I'm just ram assing around trying to get to you." "We got time, what the fuck you ram assing for?"

by Stevesbella June 6, 2016

dragon assing

When you eat spicy food, and the next time you deficate it feels like fire is coming out of your ass.

I ate some spicy food last night , and all day I have been dragon assing.

by Patcheese June 1, 2016