aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.

"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"

by EnniferJay August 16, 2014

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Classive Aggressive

Delicate/soft classical music played at a high volume.

While prepping for the wedding reception the DJ cranked Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, and everyone was confused.

Waiter 1: What is he doing?

Waiter 2: What?

Waiter 1: The music! It seems pretty classive aggressive!

Waiter 2: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Watier 1: Nevermind...

by bozzmcman November 15, 2011

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Valpak aggression

A passive aggressive gesture after receiving a Valpak in the mail, the aggressor deliver coupons that are relevant to a situation in which a roommate/family member/girlfriend has caused damage to property; a situation that is funny that pertains to an inside joke.

"Ever since I spilled salsa on Sally she won't stop giving me coupons for dry cleaning. I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS VALPAK AGGRESSION!"

by DAT BOI JEFF October 12, 2016

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Playfully aggressive

When a woman becomes unreasonably spiteful and insults you on a daily basis out of nowhere.

M: "Have you gone mad? Why have you started to treat me like shit?"
W: " I have not, it's called being playfully aggressive"

by Komandyyr June 18, 2023

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aggressive kisser

A person who is known for their violent and forceful abilities while kissing.

Guy 1: "That girl Paula is such an aggressive kisser. She shoved her tongue into my throat"

Guy 2: "Thats hot"

Guy 3: "Ew"

by PAULAREVEALER April 7, 2016

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Homo aggressive

When you aggressively act in a homosexual manner, where one makes an aggressive sexual suggestion

Examples of homo aggressive statements
How about you suck me off? or Why don't you put your cock in my mouth?

How about you take your key and stick it in my ignition?

by M4RCU5X15 September 7, 2017

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