above average mate

the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)
Man Jennifer is an above average mate! I would love to be with her!
by uthotmommayeah January 20, 2011
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Punch above your weight

\pənCH əˈbəv ˈyu̇r ˈwāt\ To pull or pick up someone who's better looking than you.
tr.v.
1. To punch above your weight

(a) It's so much easier to punch above your weight in a foreign country when you have an accent.

v.b.
2. How is it that Maynzie consistently punches above his weight?
by Melbourne696969 April 20, 2013
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Justice rains from above

Jizzing off the top of a bunk bec.
Dude, I totally want to pull a Justice Rains From Above on her tonight!
You're insane!
by Iamdumberdore May 21, 2017
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punch above your weight

Boxing idiom used to describe being in a situation where you're overmatched. Can be used in relation to other sports, as well as relationships.
"That fox was bound to leave you, Fat Albert. Next time, don't punch above your weight."
by gutshot74 September 21, 2011
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above my tax bracket

A high maintenance girl who would require an income level greater than yours to support her lavish lifestyle. They are usually found at clubs with high cover charges and surrounded by fifty guys who all pay for her.
Two guys catch a hot girl decked out in designer clothing, Gucci glasses, Manolo stilletos, and more jewelry than small African nations posses. One says to the other "Check out that one over there," and the other notices the money leaving his pockets and says "no way man, she is way above my tax bracket"
by John from Texas June 16, 2008
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step above a cardboard box

(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.
1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"

Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."

2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."

Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"
by T.C. "The Chad" November 11, 2007
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