Alabama Abortacest

When you fuck your first cousin’s illegally aborted fetus.

Hey did you here about cousin Mitchell?Well, he got arrested by the po-live for givin cousin Tammy the ol’ Alabama Abortacest.

by Cousin Mitchell May 18, 2019

Abnormally large clitoris

An extremely small penis that is often confused for a womens clitoris.

When tony presented his penis she confused it for an abnormally large clitoris.

by Wicked shark May 9, 2011

Aboritorium

A collection of trees. This word was invented in the Thumb of Michigan by Amy and is currently used by only a small group of very smart people.

It is often spelled & pronounced incorrectly as arboretum. I know this is incorrect, because Amy is always right.

Let's go to the Aboritorium and fool around under the trees.

by Steve78910111213 January 18, 2009

Aborable

When someone you like is adorable, but also boring.

"How did your date go dude?"
"Meh, turns out shes aborable."
"Aborable, eh? At least she doesn't have the crazy eyes."

by w.stokely February 8, 2010

aboriginal excuse

Da lame-a** "hardship-justification" retort of, "Well, the natives in the jungle don't have any ___, but THEY seem to manage just fine, so quit yer whinin'!" dat is impatiently/insensitively snorted at someone who is complaining/objecting about a particular inadequacy in his present environment; i.e., a lack/insufficiency of such basic-to-reasonably-tolerable-living things as toys/entertainment, air-conditioning, transportation, palatable-to-him food, etc. Often this arrogant reasoning is totally invalid, of course, since like as not whatever disagreeable condition dat is being objected to is indeed unacceptably harsh or distressing, and thus should indeed be remedied or alleviated... just because some backwoods primitives residing thousand of miles away happen to live a certain way usually has nothing whatever to do with what is reasonable for everyday life in a civilized world, especially with modern technology (one should seldom use da "Think how hard/thin our dirt-poor ancestors had to live!" excuse, either) and assistance-programs dat will often provide for these types of basic-comfort needs.

The infamous/hypocritical "Sheriff Joe" --- who has since been convicted of multiple catastrophic financial and human-rights atrocities --- used to carry the "aboriginal excuse" concept to a whole new level of brutal mistreatment: complained to about the 110-degree-plus temps at his prison's infamous tent-city, he once said, "Well, it's 120 degrees in Iraq, and our soldiers are living in tents, and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths!" Again, of course, this is a totally invalid argument --- just because servicemen sometimes have to endure severe conditions, that does not have anything to do with what is reasonable for the rest of us to withstand under fairly-ordinary circumstances.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

abhorrent

The feelings inspired while watching Adam Sandler movies.

Adam: Did you see that atrocious trailer for Adam Sandler's new movie?
Jason: Yes....yes I did. I WANT TO FU&$%^G HURT EVERYTHING! Christ! Why does he do it!? Why!?

Chad: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Steven: You guys talking about that horrible trailer?
Jason: <proceeds to yell and punch several inanimate objects>
Adam: Yea, Jason's pretty angry about it.

Chad: I watched it, but I'm not angry, more like disgusted by it...it's almost as disgusting as an elderly woman's pi$$ smell. You know, if she peed herself and didn't wash for a week.

Steven: Lets just go to Em's. It's Rob Roy time.

A,C,J: Hell yes. Let's roll.

Adam: Grabbin some wings baby, sauce on the side.

At Em's...
Steven: Is that George C Scott?
Jason: What the hell? Didn't he die in 1999?
Adam: F'in zombie!
Chad: Fu&k em in the goat house!
George C Scott: <mumbling abhorrently> Burn in hell Sandler. Burn in hell...

by sandman50 July 14, 2011

Aboriginal

One of the native peoples of Australia, the other being Torres Straight Islanders.
Before Europeans came to Australia there were hundreds of different tribes and languages. Many were killed and few traditional languages remain.

The Aborginials have been in Australia for 50,000 years.

by Rebecca March 5, 2004