Aboritorium 

A collection of trees. This word was invented in the Thumb of Michigan by Amy and is currently used by only a small group of very smart people.

It is often spelled & pronounced incorrectly as arboretum. I know this is incorrect, because Amy is always right.

Let's go to the Aboritorium and fool around under the trees.

Aboritorium by Steve78910111213 January 18, 2009

Amoratorium 

Refractory period between relationships/affairs

Bro1: Yo son, why don't you hit on what'ser-face...?
Bro2: nah brah, still on amoratorium.
Bro1: amorawhat?
Bro2: like an ass sabbatical

Amoratorium by Crappaccino September 21, 2016

Aboratoreum 

Sitting in a meeting with overly critical people

I was in the meeting and it quickly turned into an aboratoreum.

Aboratoreum by Philip McGroin April 14, 2021