skeet

something I would love to do on the olsen twins!

All over thier faces

by none of yo beeswax August 7, 2004

skeeting

When you skeet on something/someone.

"I was skeeting on the bitch all night!"

by crackwhore19 March 2, 2008

skeet

(n) Semen, sperm; thick white juice that comes of the male penis during ejaculation.

(v) To ejaculate; To cum

"It's like a million little pussy cats rubbing my balls. Skeet skeet skeet all over the walls"

-Chappelle Show - Kneehigh Park

by Murphizzle Dizzle April 7, 2005

skeet skeet

to shoot ur nut onto ones face

Al Lawrence skeet skeeted on fatals dad

by Jon Lawrence June 27, 2004

skeetness

Something that is so mindblowingly amazing that you can barely stand it

"I just saw The Strokes live.... Fucking skeetness."

by Shakalah August 23, 2006

Skeet

verb: To steal or obtain something via illegal and/or scandalous methods. Typically used when referring to Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

adj: To be a thief. One who steals items such as Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

-That greasy thief skeeted my beats right out of my locker!
-That kid is a total skeeter, never leave anything valuable alone with him.

by hogman33 December 11, 2016

Skeet

The funky white creamy substance that shoots all over Melissa after she goes down or rides me.

Melissa loves Skeet all over her face. She is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of her. She is the best thing in my life right now.

by melissohot September 11, 2009