Stephen

he is a boy who is completely special (retarded) in every mental and physical way possible. his autism and down syndrome levels surpass well over humanly comprehendible levels, this is caused by the physical and mental strains his body is constantly fighting to reverse. these effects he places his body under on a daily basis include an over excessive amount of milk (usually about 1.5 to 1.9 litres in a single day), constant praise to the lords of communism, absolute obsession over wearing tracksuit pants to every occasion (including summer barbeques), extreme and quick constant leg hair growth and his complete over obsession with COD infinite warfare to the point he is rejected by his friends and peers. still, this strange organism is considered our friend and is highly respected by the members of his atheist community. he is an absolute mad lad, fucking legend and we love him. No homo BTW.
Definition: A mad lad and strange creature from another world.

Cooper: "look guys its Stephen!"
Everyone: *looks towards Stephen*
Stephen:*screeching noises and agreement sounds*
Everyone: *cheers wildly*
by ya mum gae June 8, 2018
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stephen

a guy who swallows very large penis's
by brian cowerly January 15, 2008
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Stephens

A Stephens is, essentially, a micropenis, or, at the very least, a penis which is more than half bellend (glans).
Girl 1: He is sooo cute.
Girl 2: Yeah, but I bet he's got a proper Stephens.
by DrunkenHemorrhage May 18, 2018
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Stephen

That’s Stephen that
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Stephen

The only way to address him is through, “YO STEPHEN.” Stephen is a goat, he’ll buy you a lunch and give you answers to last’s nights homework. It’s hard to be around him for very long because of one defining trait, his skin. He isn’t normal white, not pale, but he’s the same color as this webpage white. Sometimes you lose sight of him during gym because he blends into the floors and walls. He’s so white you can use him as a describing word. He’s overall a really weird kid, you can see him on the bus with head phones in bobbing back and forth like a bobble head or Canadian person when the talk about the size of a girls breasts.
Me: *walks outside after it snows while the sun is shining bright* ahh, it’s so bright out, what the Stephen
by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019
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Stephenator

Quite posibly the coolest nickname ever. Derived from Stephen (Stef' an) and Terminator. This nickname is only given to those showing tremendous tolerance to pain and of course the largest of male parts.
Stephenator, Terminator, Stefan, Stephen, Stephanie
by Jimmorrison May 11, 2008
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Stephen

Stephen is a satanic human being . I saw him pour the milk first.
by GorillaGuy10 December 10, 2017
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