hung like a Norse 

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

hung like a Norse by Mange Storstake January 9, 2005

Hung like a gerbil 

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

Hung like a gerbil by Disco Stud April 29, 2003

You're hung like a grape 

small penis

just like deb said "You're hung like a grape"
on DEXTER

You're hung like a grape by thedragonthatslays November 28, 2010

Hung like a mosquito 

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.

Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!

Hung like a mosquito by bws55 October 2, 2007

Hung like a thumbtack 

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

Hung like a thumbtack by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

hung like a skunk 

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

hung like a skunk by anonymous January 29, 2022

hung like a 

Hung Like a:

A prefix which is usually followed by an animal infamous for having an exceptionally large or small penis. The meaning is that the person to whom the statement is directed has a penis of a similar size as that of the animal he is "hung" like.

I.E. He's really huge, or really tiny! Depends on the animal used.

Girl 1: My boyfriend Sampson is sooo fucking amazing in bed! He's hung like a horse!
Girl 2: Lucky bitch... I'm gonna dump Gerald, he's hung like a hamster!

Other examples include the sperm whale, donkey, horse-fly, bull... I could go on!

hung like a by The Definition of a Definition November 7, 2013