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demien desmond

demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya
by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022
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Desmond

A shy guy at first but as you know him more he will be the best person you have ever met! A great lover with the warmest hug. Respects and loves the women in his life the most. A very suitable partner for a hyper/crazy girl as he understands and adjusts accordingly.
“only Desmond can handle eleshia
by august9th November 21, 2023
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matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
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desmond

A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock
desmond is so hot and cool
by not_desmond May 26, 2023
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Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease
Yo desmond is mad cool
by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022
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Desmond

Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.
Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."

Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022
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Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018
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