by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022
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by august9th November 21, 2023
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Get the desmond mug.A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease
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Get the Desmond mug.Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.
Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."
Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."
Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022
Get the Desmond mug.A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018
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