Tim

A person that believes everything that they see on the internet. Mostly of german descent.

Hi my name is Tim, I've read that 5G towers cause corona.

by kschumi July 1, 2021

Tim

Tim is someone who you will fall utterly and completely in love with when you meet him. He’s the most sweetest guy ever and will drop everything to do anything you want. He loves you for you and is dorky, but in a very cute way. He’s usually tall and built broad. He’s very handsome and when you fall in love with him everyone else’s attractiveness just drifts away. You don’t even notice them anymore because he’s the only one you want.

“Tim was cracking me up today.”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”

by Hiscoxlong June 16, 2020

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015

Tim

The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.

Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

On tims

To swear something on Timberland’s boots

Jake: on god? Nah I put that on tims

by Ontims September 15, 2020

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

there he goes, timming the new girl..

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

Timmed

When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.

Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!

by Trevortimm June 6, 2022