keanu

my boyfriend. who the fuck names their kid keanu ??
anyway bro got mad rizz, he got a 10 with zero effort

"yo who's that guy standing next to that fine ahh bitch?"

" oh that's keanu. he got mad rizz"

by dumbfucksquirrel December 11, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022

Keanu Kelly

Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi

"Keanu Kelly is a big skill issue"
"Yeah i know right"

by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022

keanu cade

always mad and says “k” a lot

“Why does he always look so pissed off?”
“His name is probably Keanu Cade.”

by kvmski January 21, 2022

keanu bennett

keanu bennett is a guy who is really cute and thinks he looks like shit at school. he has obly a couple of friends and is normally left out in a friend group he doesn’t relate to

“omg are you keanu bennett?”

by stanjakesimforclearskin May 13, 2022

Keanu

The best name for the best person ever in my life. He is amazing, kind, caring, and lovable. He is funny and fun to be with. The way he carries our conversations makes me fall in love with him more. I love how his ears and nose go red whenever he is being complimented. He's shy sometimes but he gets playful and fun when you get to know him. He is a crybaby though, a clingy person, and energetic but that makes me love him more. He may appear intimidating because of his appearance but he is a softie when you get to know him lol.

Me: Keanu is so amazing, I love him so much. I love him I love him I love him-
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats

by mahiwagangbilaoniscara May 14, 2022

Keanu

The prettiest boy I have ever met. He has a kind, caring, amazing, and energetic personality. I love when his ears and nose go red whenever he is being complimented. Many people don't like him because he looks intimidating but when you get to know him, you'll love him. He has fluffy hair, thick eyebrows, a pretty nose, and lips. He is a crybaby though and can be a bit clingy, and talkative, but that's why I love this dude. I see myself in him, somehow. Maybe that's why I'm comfortable with him.

Me: Keanu is so amazing bro, I love him so much. I love him I love him I love him-
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats

by mahiwagangbilaoniscara May 14, 2022