Johann

A tiny little man with a tiny little plan. This little guy lives inside a mushroom house, he rides a big to work, he puts a raindrop in a little acorn shell to make stew. Johann is just a little guy

You ever met Johann? The little guy that lives down in the marsh?

Yeah! He’s such a great little dude

by Belvis Parsley March 18, 2022

Johann

The worst person to ever meet in your entire life. He plays Roblox.

Johann is gay.

by Hottest Boy Alive September 12, 2021

Johanne

Johanne is hot person, Who is also a good friend. She is loyal and kind, and sometimes has a bit attitude

“Johanne is my friend”
“Omg you’re so lucky Johanne is amazing”

by Sejegås3 September 22, 2021

Johanne

Johanne is what you call a person without a brain.

dang bro you act like a johanne

by VangStiv September 28, 2021

Johannes

Johannes is usually used for a dumb fuck that doesn't have a clue what is going on in the world and also a Johannes is a virgin

Johan is such a Johannes!

by PotKop September 29, 2021

A filthy Johannes

When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you

"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"

by Jennefar February 28, 2022

Johannes

He is the most wonderful guy i've ever met in my my entire life, he was my first love. He's so pretty and he's one of a kind. He's funny and really have a cute smile. He's so sweet and unique, he's the kind of man i will choose over and over again. He's the man i want. He's exactly the poetry i wanted to right. He was once mine but i tragically lost him.

If you ever read this, i hope you're happy now wherever you are. I wish you all the best and you will always be my Hindenburg lover Giddy. Goodbye Johannes.

-Ish

by Your first love, August 19, 2021