What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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johann

guy that will steal your soon to be ex
johann took my girl
by bartholo_hindenburg November 15, 2023
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Johanne

The unseen God chained in human form, when he is freed he will one day consume all life and devour the light from the heavens before making the world anew. Without destruction there can be no creation. Beautiful and powerful this God lives for combat and to see his enemies driven before him. As the strongest of the old Gods and the most devoted to mankind, he alone was powerful enough to make the ultimate sacrifice a God could make. In order to make ensure that mankind could not be destroyed by the other Gods and to aid mankind when others would not he gave up his divinity and was bound in human form. As long as he endures this curse mankind will never fade from the earth.

As a mortal he will experience countless pains and suffering endlessly being reincarnated only to be tormented over and over again as the other gods wait for his spirit to extinguish so that they may wipe humanity from the earth. Much as he did in the early days when chaos reigned and monsters still walked the land he protects his children with his own body. Though his form may vary this God will always be recognizable by those who know what to look for. His spirit feeds all of mankind and gives them passion and courage to face the unknown. When mankind huddled in their dens of mud fearful of the world and its dangers it was Johanne that gave them fire, taught them the ways of war, and gave them the courage to face the darkness and scream out a challenge.
Bow before the bound God, bow before Johanne- Praise his name for he is all things always and forever.
by Ivictus January 17, 2021
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Johanne

A girl Who is a feminist and is a danser. She also plays games and Insults sexist boys. Generally a sweet human being Who cares about others.
Person1: Look at a girl over there she is putting the sexiest boys in their place
Person2: she must be a Johanne
by Me love earthworm sally July 6, 2020
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Johannes

A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.

Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.
"Oh, you've met Johannes? He is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019
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Johanne

Johanne is what you call a person without a brain.
dang bro you act like a johanne
by VangStiv September 28, 2021
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