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Jensen

Really smart and handsome guy, better than everyone else, could and would beat you in a wrestling match
“Omg, look it’s Jensen!”
I can’t beat Jensen in a wrestling match!”
by Random Dude/Guy/Boy February 25, 2022
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the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala
by junior February 12, 2004
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Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.
Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.
by himothy69420 December 4, 2024
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jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".
by bornsnyder August 21, 2025
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Jensen Ackles

Jensen Ackles is married to Danneel but he gets flirtatious with Misha and has admitted that both him and Danneel call Misha their boyfriend.
by Excuses people give February 11, 2025
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a roadman who likes to sit on a bin
girl : "omg whos that sat on the bin "

person: "jensen ofcourse!"
by dapperwispp November 23, 2021
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JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY
I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.
by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024
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