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coach hodges

To know what the book says and to worship buddhism
Your acting like a coach hodges right now.
by Buddhism0257 January 13, 2017
mugGet the coach hodgesmug.

Hodge

A person who loves a girl with a massive forehead, and has lots of acne and a buzz cut. A Hodge also annoys people about incorrect grammar.
Why are you such a Hodge?
by bbmHodge June 13, 2025
mugGet the Hodgemug.

Hodged

When you tell your friend about somthing and they make there personality about it until you tell them about somthing else wich then they change it to that
I told James about team fortress 2 and he hodged it
by Aedan finn October 12, 2023
mugGet the Hodgedmug.

Andrew hodge

basically a boy who is an asshole to girls and just plays with girls hearts and dumps them two weeks later
Andrew hodge just messed me up so hard
by savageperson1234 March 6, 2018
mugGet the Andrew hodgemug.

Hodge

A man with a very large slong. Similar to Mandingo.
Wow do you see his bulge? He must be a hodge.
by SKINNY_PANIZ69 December 18, 2020
mugGet the Hodgemug.

Hodge

A slang word for a smelly ass broke kid who thinks he's the shit because he works a terrible minimum wage job at McDonalds. retarded ass egoist who has done strictly nothing but ego lift for two years and believes he has the physique of an IFBB PRO when in reality he has the physique of a newborn baby. He believes he gets bitches because he dragged a hideous physically challenged down syndrome victim for about two months. He gets quite ecstatic about simple social interaction, despite the fact that no one wants to touch his awful musty smelling wretched man eating ass with a ten foot pole. And believes that wearing the most non playable character non-freethinking sheep fitting in type jacket in the world is "drip" like nah bro you just look like every other non hygenic discord pedophile moderator he needs to shave that hairy slimy worm living on his upper lip bro thinks that shit will ever get him bitches he needs to re evaluate his entire thought process.
Oh that quiet kid christian (hes a hodge)? I heard he doesn't wear deodorant
by dictionaryMan42069 March 19, 2023
mugGet the Hodgemug.

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