belgium waffel

When you smack a girl on the arse with a tennis racket while you are ejaculating

Give me a Belgium waffel tonight for supper and in the morning for breakfast

by Wayne Pearson July 24, 2017

Belgium surprise

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.

Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.

by gmoneyslaps April 23, 2023

Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.

I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip

by K@ble June 02, 2024

Belgiumed

when a smaller nation is forcibly annexed into a larger nation, usually via military force.

Denmark got Belgiumed into Germany during World War 2

by DAMEN CARMEN March 06, 2023

BELGIUM STINKY

During intercourse the man sucks the fart out of a woman’s ass and blows it out like a vape

Ooooh that was a tangy Belgium stinky!

by PapaTantan420 June 11, 2023

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 08, 2024

Belgium technocracy

Where a country has no leader or government for a period of time, operating by the old government's rules and continuing as usual. This normally doesn't work for very long, as the lack of government means that core features that a government brings cannot proceed until a new one forms to take its place. It's called a “Belgium technocracy” as a joke about Belgium breaking its own record for days without government for 592 days.

Maybe it might've been a better idea to just have a Belgium technocracy than this.

by DerpyDerp80 November 25, 2021