Zooted 

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

Zooted by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted 

The feeling when you are perfectly high and can feel the clouds

Sage smoked so much, that they felt zooted beyond belief and felt the need to express so because of how zooted they are

Zooted by B04TS-N-H035 May 22, 2022

Zooted 

A term used to define being quit high on Marijuana it can only be used when some one is high on that substance this excludes all other drugs that one might do

Yo mat got zooted last night and banged a blind chick

Zooted by Clitlivker6969 May 28, 2022

Zooted 

Getting high to the point you feel like everything's surreal

He smoked and got zooted

Zooted by xvnscxbbie July 10, 2022

Zooted 

Going really fast in a vehicle

We just zooted that car.

Zooted by Rah_54 August 8, 2022

Zooted 

To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.

man im zooted afff

Zooted by FckingBubba August 12, 2022

Zooted 

To become VERY High on multiple narcotics

I'm zooted off that Ice Cream

Zooted by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022