by Calebsexual July 13, 2021
Get the National Show your dick daymug. The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.
This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.
Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
by Sanewma January 8, 2012
Get the Wearing your dick on your sleevemug. 1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
by MadameTesla August 28, 2015
Get the keep your dick in your pantsmug. A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.
This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
Get the Smack People With Your Dick Daymug. A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
by nickurbandic July 4, 2021
Get the Don’t stick your dick in brokenmug. Idiom - \ˈfər-ē\ \'bit\ \ˈyȯr\ \'dik\
When trying to act normal in a social situation, the person mentions furry content, and/or furry related content unintentionally.
When trying to act normal in a social situation, the person mentions furry content, and/or furry related content unintentionally.
---EXAMPLE OF FURRY BIT YOUR DICK---
"Zach fucked up with his date last night, his dick got mauled by furries!"
"Zach fucked up with his date last night, his dick got mauled by furries!"
by - Newbz January 9, 2013
Get the Furry bit your dickmug. Similar in nature to Rock out with your cock out, but in a more relaxed manner.
See also Rock back with your cock back.
See also Rock back with your cock back.
Well, if you don't rock out with your cock out, then maybe you should just kick back with your dick back.
by Pessetti June 1, 2009
Get the Kick Back with your dick backmug.