I got you a rock

this is like saying “i am in love with you” so use it carefully😆😩😛

“ HEYYYYYY I GOT YOU A ROCK:)”

by Ldldlozsnmwdlx March 1, 2021

Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.

“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”

by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

Can I ask you a petro?

When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.

Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”

by Joshuathevoice November 15, 2022

kick you a new asshole

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)

"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole

by JamesGround Attorney at law July 2, 2010

learn you a lesson

1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation

"you think you're good at video games? give me that controller and i'll learn you a lesson!"

"the steelers learned the seahawks a lesson."

by bryon lasagna March 22, 2006

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

Give You A Fuckin Stack

Arguing Back And Forth Makin Jokes About Each Other , Can't Be Corny Tho

Kiyah: Yo You Fuckin Stink Quadir
Quadir: Foh Dickhead I'm Bouta Give You A Fuckin Stack , Foh Ya Breath Smell Like 6 Boxes Of Honey Butt Cheerios Fuck You Talkin Bout
Kiyah: Foh Dickead Ya Tongue Bump

by APhillyBitch March 10, 2015