I heart you like WOAH!

a phrase that is used to describe how much you love somebody! it sounds cooler than saying i love you.

gurl here is your present...
friend oh thanx... wow its so cool i heart you like WOAH!

by Soupey-face LOL February 28, 2006

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

by Skrattar du forlorar du April 08, 2018

would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008

How do you like them apples?

Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them

Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!

by The Ws Crew January 05, 2009

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

Do you like how I walk?

Do you like how I talk?

Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?

by stevegaming1483 April 13, 2021

Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

by Neo8633 April 09, 2011