Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

Purple headed yogurt slinger by Userlolz July 24, 2023

yogurt or something 

1. Yogurt or something, something or yogurt. A type of mystery dessert served at some restaurants. No one actually knows what yogurt or something is. When you ask what is on the dessert menu and the response is "yogurt or something," watch your butt.

2. A general and random expletive used to incur nonsense or absurdity.

Yogurt or something!

yogurt or something by AmateurHour247 April 26, 2011

Yoghurts 

Exercise pants worn by chicks that clearly don't exercise.

Those yoghurts are clearly too tight.. they have definitely never seen a gym

Yoghurts by Alexis copcock feelcock January 21, 2022

Yogurt Tramp Stamp 

A yogurt tramp stamp is when a woman with a yeast infection jumps on the back of a shirtless man and smashes her yeast infected vagina on the mans back. When the phenomenon is over, the woman jumps off and white, curding slime is left on the mans back, resembling yogurt. The woman officially becomes the alpha in the relationship, afterwards.

Josh got the yogurt tramp stamp last night, and I made him do the fucking dishes, afterwards. I own that bitch now.

Yogurt Tramp Stamp by Expert on owning the dudes September 21, 2019

pink yogurt headed slingers 

boobies!! the girls!!! titties!! ....................................

Wow, look at those pink yogurt headed slingers bounce.

pink yogurt headed slingers by playboychika13 April 27, 2008

Yogurt Male Syndrome 

1. A person with Yogurt Male Syndrome is able to deeply empathize with others, yet lacks emotional depth and is unable to feel emotions deeply or continuously for a long period of time. Another primary symptom of Yogurt Male Syndrome is being unable to fully express themselves and their vision/perspective, no matter how hard they try. They may employ art or writing for self-expression purposes, but their creations will always pale in comparison to the ideas in their brain.

2. A gooner.

I'm so glad I have a friend like you in my life, twin. It's hard finding someone else with Yogurt Male Syndrome, even on the internet.

Yogurt Male Syndrome by 749ygmsyndrme May 9, 2025

Eat yogurt with a spoon

A sentence that means that a bully will hit you in the guts

Hey Joey would you rather eat my shorts or eat yogurt with a spoon?

Eat yogurt with a spoon by Aloisinho February 18, 2026