yogurt teabag

When someone jacks off on your balls, and then you dip them in his mouth.

After having intense sex with John, Bill came on John's balls. This was Bills way of requesting a yogurt teabag.

by m0lk July 30, 2009

Yogurt pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who has no business wearing them.

That narwahl should not have worn those yogurt pants out in public.

by Cobra27 April 13, 2016

throat yogurt

semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum

"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

OR

"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."

by Total Penetration May 24, 2005

ass-yogurt

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

by Chris September 29, 2004

mature yogurt

A young stud with a darkened chocolate dick

Mattew is a mature yogurt

by Dickish April 06, 2017

vaginal yogurt

Milky and pasty mucus substance that ozzes from a women's Vagina.

I was down there playing around with her and Rob dipped into some of that vaginal yogurt!

by Samww August 04, 2006

Frozen Yogurt

Slang term for a Mexican individual.

Our busboy was a real frozen yogurt.

by Webster June 24, 2004