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Yahoo! Widget Engine

Formally Konfabulator, it runs what are called Widgets, which are created by ordinary people using fancy JavaScript, Photoshop, GIMP, and the like. There currently 3,000 widgets out now, give or take a few 100. It has everything, including a Homeland Security terrorist threat level chart, so I can see how likely I am to die today. It also takes up rediculessly LOW processor power, especially if it's in the Heads-Up-Display. I can even access UD without having to open to a browser! Lazy!
If any Yahoo! Widget Engine users check this out, go ahead and post your tweeked-out desktops. To make a screenshot...

+Windows-hit "Print Screen," left of scroll lock (prt scr).
Hit paste on a document, the picture will appear.
Drag picture to desktop, file will be created.
Open file with Microsoft Picture and Fax Viewer.

Donno for Macs, I don't have one...
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Yahoo Bitch 

A customer support person that works at Yahoo

Yahoo! Answers

A website which has been shut down as of today, May 4th, 2021, ending the amount of trolls that used the website. Maybe you miss it, maybe you don't. Be grateful that there are alternatives to Yahoo! Answers.
Below are some examples of questions that a Yahoo! Answers troll might have posted:

Example #1: "How do I live in North Korea?"

Example #2: "Why is the sky blue during day time and black during night time?"

Example #3: "Why did my grandma poop on the toilet?"

Yahoo Man 

We don't speak of him here.
He can teleport to you in a matter of seconds.
With his secret technique, he is almost everywhere.

His speed is unmatched
If you hear an "Yahoo" it's over.
His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG
*Thud
Thank you so much for to playing my game!
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!
Person 1: We do not speak of the Yahoo Man.
Person 2: Who is he?
Person 1: Ok i will whisper it to you. His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG *BANG
*Thud
*Thud
Buh-Bye.
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!
Yahoo Man by Yahoo Man December 16, 2021

yahoo girl 

a female nigerian scammer
omo this one nah yahoo girl o careful
yahoo girl by Chuckz244 July 2, 2022

Yahoo! Voice Chat

An extension of the already banal Yahoo! chat rooms, Yahoo! Voice Chat allows people to communicate vocally through their chat room channels. It's an exercise of the worse possible use of the internet as people use it only to continually insult each other in supposed contests of intelligence, wit, and attitude. It also allows users to throw racial epithets and other crude jabs from the safety of thier homes were they can remain anonymous and free of any sort of judgement.
Yahoo! Voice Chat gives me a headache.

yahoo most wanted 

Yahoo MOst Wanted : They Spank The Ho's
They Rip The Tard's
They Get The Job Done When
No One Else Can!
yahoo most wanted by Br0ken September 30, 2006