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writingness

An overwhelming plethora of writing inconceivable to the human mind.
I am halfway done the this crazy writingness that is due on Friday.
by heyyouismyname August 16, 2010
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writing a god damn check

Going to a movie and the line is being held up by a lady writing a check.
My friend yells writing a god damn check.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018
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Writing

Ooooh it IS hard work that I’m doing here!
Hym “Writing is super-duper hard work. And I’m doing. AND I’m right all the Goddamn time. It’s a good thing working hard pays off and doesn’t lead to (and ONLY to) exploitation. That would suck because then I would be living in squalor while other people are buttering their bread with my hard work. Good thing that’s not the case. And it’s a good thing we don’t have hundreds of thousands of people watching that happen live to see what’s in store for them in Dr. Jeepjorp’s Social-Lysenkoism new world order. Everything is great.”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
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waifing out

The State that people get in when they smoke too much weed where they're blood pressure drops resulting in them acting like a vegetable or fainting. Talking is also difficult, though awareness is heightened. In very extreme cases one can also become ill. This normally results from smoking kush. When this happens thinking that you are going to die is a normal thought.
(After hitting the bong probably about an hour later) Man, look at Jennie laying on the couch she is totally waifing out.
by Nas022190 July 23, 2011
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Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.
I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.
by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009
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Writing Songs

Writing Songs is when you jerk off on top of a naked person and right when you are about to cum you start to hum a tune and you use your dick like a pen and write random scribbles on the stomach of the naked person to match your humming.
No Example for Writing Songs
by ut00b October 14, 2008
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