woof 

An Aussie term for cocaine.

That schmoker has done too much woof!

woof by DMC40 June 23, 2008

woof 

slang term for crook

the woof took money from the bank

woof by bullsfan239712 December 25, 2007

Woof 

(v): To anger in a certain way, like to mock or dis. When someone suspects his friend is making fun of him, he must scream "ARE YOU WOOFING ME?!?" to said person.

Chris was woofing Collin all day by teasing him about the fact that his favorite basketball team lost in their game last weekend.

Woof by Dakota Warren March 22, 2011

Woof Ticket 

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

Woof Ticket by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

woof on her breadbox 

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.

When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.

woof on her breadbox by icount September 24, 2009

woof 

a dog

"is that your woof that just pissed on my Yorkie's head?"
"damnnn right it is!"

woof by goteamv June 26, 2008

Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

Woof-honk by Allzo January 29, 2009